Dirty Pick Up Lines That Work

Other sites might have massive lists of dirty pick up lines (and even claim to have tested them), but the reality is that most of them haven't been tested or resulted in a successful pick up. If you use the dirty pick up lines from other sites, you will probably just end up getting rejected or slapped.

The following pick up lines have been tested and PROVEN to work. I've personally used them at least 50 times and my customers from all around the world have too. You can hear some of their successful pick up stories if you enter your e-mail at the bottom of this page.

• Dirty pick up lines: My favorite dirty pick up line is to walk past a woman, then back up and say with a SMILE, “Hey, didn’t I sleep with you last week?”
  
  This dirty pick up line almost always gets a laugh and immediately makes the conversation turn sexual. You can then judge the woman’s response to see if she’ll be up for sleeping with you that night. (I've been using it successfully for the past year and a half and it pretty much always works).
  
  Another one I like to use is, "Hey, I thought you looked sexy...so I've come over to introduce myself...I'm Dan - what's your name?" This one is a little more subtle and classy and often leads to sex that night.
• Natural pick up lines: Sometimes, the best pick up lines are the honest, natural ones. My favorite is, “Hey, I thought I’d come over and introduce myself, my name is _______ what’s your name?”
  
  If you want to turn that into a dirty pick up line, just add a SMILE and say, “Hey, I thought I’d come over and introduce myself...I saw you a few seconds ago and now all I can think about is sex...I’m ________, what’s your name?”
• Other pick up lines: For some women and for some situations, a dirty pick up line is too much and will cause you to be rejected. However a funny pick up line pretty much ALWAYS works, because it breaks the tension and gets women interested in hearing what else you have to say.
  
  For example: Say with a SMILE, "Hey, did you invite all these people...I thought it was just going to be the two of us!" as though you were both meeting up for a date. Women will usually play along with this and it's funny.

The great thing about dirty pick up lines is that they are perfect for meeting the type of women who want to get to sex quickly. I like using them, because they eliminate the girls who want to date me for months before lifting their skirt. Here are some more tips for using dirty pick up lines:

• Consider the situation: Using dirty pick up lines on women at the supermarket is probably not the greatest idea, but when hitting on the hot girl in the bar who is still drinking and dancing at 3am, it's often perfect.
• Get creative: The best pick up lines are those that you come up with yourself in the moment. Not only will they be original, but they include your own sense of humor. Dirty pick up lines come to you when you’re at your most bold. So get into a fun mood and let the good times roll.

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