Here are 4 funny things you can say to your ex girlfriend in different situations, to make her feel attracted and more open around you:
1. If she texts you and asks if you miss her
If your ex girlfriend texts you something like, “Do you miss me?” you might be tempted to just tell her that you do.
Yet, with women, it’s always best when you have the confidence and courage to joke around with them, or playfully tease them, especially when they’re not expecting it.
So, a funny reply would be, “Who is this?” or, “Who’s this?” to suggest that you no longer have her number in your phone.
A few seconds later, you can then send a follow up text with an emoji of a smiley face with the tongue sticking out, to let her know that you were only teasing her.
Alternatively, if she texts, “Do you miss me?” you can reply with, “Yeah…” and then a few seconds later follow up with, “When I’m trying to figure out how the washing machine works. I still haven’t figured it out. I think you need to come over and help me with it” and add a laughing emoji with tears running out of the eyes.
One more example is if you respond with, “I miss you as much as you miss me,” and then add a winky smile emoticon.
With that last one, you’re essentially letting her know that she is asking you because she is missing you, but you’re not directly saying that.
Women love that type of communication and find it interesting, funny, exciting and attractive because it makes them think about you non-stop and wonder, “What did he mean?” and so on.
2. If you talk to her on the phone
So, these examples are based on her actually answering, which not all women do right away when an ex calls.
They will often ignore the first few calls, before eventually answering, or will answer right away if the ex has been making her smile, laugh and feel attracted via text beforehand.
So, let’s assume that your ex does answer, but in one scenario she is happy to hear from you and in the other, she isn’t and ends up being cold or distant towards you.
Let’s start with her being happy to hear from you…
After the initial “Hello, how are you?” and a bit of chit chat, she asks you something like, “So, what are your plans for the rest of the day?”
You then reply with, “It depends.”
She will likely ask, “On what?” and you can say, “Whether you’re making dinner for me tonight or not. I miss your roast chicken, or at least your pasta if you can’t be bothered making roast chicken,” and then have a laugh with her.
By using humor in such a confident way, while still being good to her, it becomes difficult for her to keep blocking out her feelings for you.
As a result, she naturally opens back up to seeing you again, which makes it easier for you to fully re-attract her and get her back.
Yet, how about if you call her and she says something like, “What do you want?” and seems annoyed, cold or distant towards you?
First and foremost, don’t lose confidence.
Women are not attracted to men who are afraid of them, so always remember to maintain your confidence.
So, if she says, “What do you want?” you can say, “Well, someone’s in a mood today, aren’t they? Little Miss Annoyed and Irritable” and have a laugh with her.
Alternatively, you might say, “Well, since you’re asking what I want – I’d love some of those blueberry muffins you used to make. I wouldn’t mine one or two of those with a coffee. You in the mood for baking?” and have a laugh with her.
She will most likely laugh, or at least smile at how you handled her bitchy attitude in a confident, but humorous way.
Her guard will then begins to come down, which allow you to more easily reawaken more of her feelings for you and want to see you in person.
3. If she says, “No” to your initial attempt to get her to meet up with you in person
Imagine that you’ve been talking to your ex girlfriend on the phone for a few minutes.
You have been confident, making her laugh and as a result, you have successfully sparked some feelings for you inside of her, even if she doesn’t want to openly admit it.
Attraction is a reaction to attractive traits that are displayed, so if you display them and aren’t being desperate about it (i.e. seeming to be trying too hard), a woman will naturally feel attracted to you.
So, don’t doubt yourself if you’re being attractive.
If you’re being attractive, you are attractive (as long as you’re not being desperate about it, of course).
So, you’ve been talking to your ex girl on the phone and you then say something like, “So, anyway, how about we meet up for a coffee sometime this week to say hello as friends?” and she responds with, “No, I don’t want to have coffee with you.”
Remain confident and turn a potentially tense moment like that into laughter and smiling, by saying something like, “Okay, if you don’t want to have coffee with me, we’ll have tea then” in a joking tone of voice.
Let her sense that you’re joking, but at the same time, you’re not losing confidence based on her being a little distant, or cold.
You are so confident (which is very attractive to women) that no matter what she says or does, you don’t become insecure and start doubting yourself.
You know that women naturally feel attracted to a man’s confidence and if a man has the confidence to deal with the cold, bitchy or distant nature of a woman, without being an asshole about it, she will respect him, feel attracted to him and like him a lot.
The reality is that a confident, independent woman will usually have a very difficult time finding a guy who can handle her.
After a break up, a woman will usually feel more confident (because her ex still wants her) and independent (because she gets to do whatever she wants now) than usual, so it’s very important that you don’t become less confident in reaction to her increased confidence.
Don’t be afraid to joke around with her, even if she seems a little cold, distant, bitchy or moody.
You’ve got to let her sense that, even though you’re continuing to be good to her and treat her well, you’re not afraid of her mood and aren’t going to act like an intimated guy as a result.
Instead, you always have the balls to playfully joke with her and get her smiling, laughing and feeling good.
If you can do that, she will know that it is going to be so hard for her to find another guy like you out there.
As a result, she will open back up to you and want to see if the relationship can work this time around.
4. When you meet up with her in person
Imagine that your ex girlfriend agrees to catch up with you for a coffee.
You sit at a table together, say hello and a bit of chit chat and order some coffees and something to eat.
She orders a cappuccino, or a latte with a fair bit of milk foam on top and when she takes a sip, there is some milk foam on her top lip.
To make her smile and feel happy that she agreed to see you again, you can tease her in a light-hearted way by looking at her and grinning.
She will likely feel a bit self-conscious and say, “What?” or, “Why are you looking at me like that?”
You can then say something like, “You’re the only woman I know who can rock a foam mustache! It looks really sexy on you!” and then have a laugh with her, as she rushes to wipe it off.
Note: You can even say that if she doesn’t have any milk on her lip, just for the fun of it and when she tries to wipe it off, you can laugh and say, “Just kidding. You don’t have anything on your mouth. It’s all good. I was just messin’ with ya.”
She will almost certainly laugh and might even lightly punch you on the arm and playfully refer to you as being a jerk, asshole or being mean to her.
As you would know, it’s not a serious thing when a woman says that in response to a guy joking around with her in a confident way.
She’s simply feeling attracted to guy’s confidence and ability to make her laugh, feeling like she is under the spotlight and trying to deflect some of the attention off her and onto the guy to avoid looking too embarrassed.
Women love feeling that way around a guy though, as long as it’s done with good intentions (i.e. he’s just kidding, just messing with her, just flirting with her).
So, when you have the confidence to playfully tease your ex girlfriend about something like milk foam on her lip (even if there isn’t any), she will feel a rush of respect and attraction for you, based on you not being intimidated by the moment and because you’re also being a good guy to her at the same time.
As a result, she will begin reconnecting with her feelings for you and realizing that what you and her had, isn’t over.
There are still strong feelings on her part and if she doesn’t hook up with you, or see how things go from here, she will regret it when she sees you moving on without her.
As a result, she will naturally want to open up and give the relationship another shot, or at least hook up with you to see how she feels afterwards.
4 Mistakes to Avoid When Using Humor to Re-Attract Your Ex
1. Trying too hard to be funny and ending up coming across as a bit desperate
Humor is one of the easiest ways to get an ex girlfriend to drop her guard, smile and open up to feeling something for you again.
However, when a guy tries too hard to make her laugh (or do anything around a woman), she will see it as being desperate and then lose respect and attraction for him as a result.
So, while you should use humor, just make sure that you are relaxed, easygoing and free flowing about it.
Don’t force it into conversations or moments where it doesn’t need to be.
Let your humor come through naturally and in a relaxed, easygoing manner.
2. Using too many emoticons or emojis when texting her and coming across as a little cheesy or lacking in masculinity
Although adding some emoticons or emojis is a great way to reduce the seriousness of a text, or bring a bit of playfulness and teasing into an interaction, when a guy uses too many emojis, emoticons or exclamation/question marks (e.g. “What’s news???? LOL!” or “Hey!!!!! Hope you had a great day!!!! ☺☺☺☺”) it can actually turn a woman off.
The truth is, women secretly feeling turned off by guys like that because it makes them feel like they’re interacting with a boy, rather than a man.
So, be sure to text and respond to her in a manly way, while also adding in an emoji or emoticon here and there.
When she sees that you’re being manly and confident (i.e. due to maintaining control of your emotions while texting, using humor in a manly way by being brief and direct with what you say, not overusing emojis), rather than boyish and insecure (i.e. overusing emojis or exclamation marks) etc), she will naturally feel respect and attraction for you.
When she feels respect and attraction for you, she will begin to test how she feels by reconnecting with her feelings of love for you.
If she likes what she is feeling, or is at least curious to explore her new feelings for you further, she will open up to meeting up with you and seeing what happens.
Another mistake to avoid is…
3. Hoping that a funny text will be enough to make her change her mind and then show you a lot of interest
Being funny and making an ex girlfriend laugh, is only part of what is involved in actually getting her back.
As you would understand, it’s not the one and only, final move to get her back.
Instead, a funny text can catch her attention and make her open up to the idea of interacting with you a bit more to see what happens.
Yet, in almost all cases, it’s not going to be enough to make her want to get back with you right away.
For her to feel that way, she needs to experience the new and improved you (i.e. you are now more confident than before, more manly in your behavior, more able to handle her behavior) over the phone and in person, where she can hear the tonality of your voice, observe your body language and see how you respond to her, especially when she’s being cold, unfriendly or saying she’s not interested.
That’s why, after you send her a funny text to open the lines of communication between, you then need to progress to a phone call (or video call) and then meet up with her in person.
Unfortunately, a lot of guys don’t realize that until it’s too late.
A guy will send a funny text to his ex girlfriend, get a laugh and a bit of a text exchange and then waste days or weeks waiting for her to respond further and show interest in getting back together.
Yet, she stops responding because she needs more than just a text to be certain that it would be a good idea to get back with him.
4. Not focusing on the other ways to attract her as well
Sometimes a guy will make the mistake of thinking that if he just gets his ex laughing at his humor, it will be enough to get her back.
Yet, in almost all break up cases, the woman felt turned off in the relationship due to the man being insecure, not being manly enough, taking her for granted or being too emotionally sensitive.
So, she is going to want to see that he is now more confident, manly in his behavior and ability to handle her, loves her and appreciates her more, but isn’t being desperate about it and is now so much more emotionally strong than before.
If she interacts with him via text, on a call or in person and has a laugh, but notices that he’s still unable to handle her moody behavior like a man (i.e. not become insecure in reaction to her, be able to occasionally laugh at her for being a pain in the butt, not take her so seriously, smile and playfully make fun of her or focus on her until she smiles, laughs and breaks out of her bad mood), then she will feel as though the relationship would essentially be the same as before.
As a result, even though she did laugh when around him, she isn’t interested in getting back together because he hasn’t really changed the things about himself that caused her to want to break up with him in the first place.